foxnewsofficial: next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
crumpetsophia: gillany: that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
im slowly unlearning how to english
stevenfresco: i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
eternallysublime: Ugh I know I complain about this endlessly but I HATE how our atar is ultimately “just a number” and how all this stress is all for nothing. I could just crawl into a small ball and sleep forever as that is the only time I am not (consciously) thinking about school and doing well. This is bothering me so much and I hate French with a burning passion why am I wasting my time...
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
[[MORE]]This is probably not the right time to be thinking about this, because hello, where are my priorities? But really, I could swear I’m packing on weight like there’s no tomorrow. Comfort eating and sitting for hours without time to exercise oh my god I’m like an animal that stocks up just before winter hibernation. Except I won’t be hibernating in winter. I’ll...